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Name: Matt
Location: California, United States
Birthday: 7/31/1984
Gender: Male


Interests: What is a hobby? I can watch movies pretty well. Does that count?
Expertise: Nothing in particular. My knowledge is a hodge-podge of information that you would never ever need to know.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005













Your Deadly Sins



Greed: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Envy: 40%

Lust: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Pride: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%

You'll die in a castle, surrounded by servants.


Well well well, I DO get a castle after all. I better have sexy servants.


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Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
By Gregory Maguire
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What You Really Think Of Your Friends



Kim is your soulmate.
You truly love Mandy.
You consider Katie your true friend.
You know that Stephanie is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Brooke for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Kate is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Heather is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Laurie is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Laurie changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Kim is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Kim has a hidden internet romance.



This just cracks me up. Kim and a secret internet romance? Hehe. And Laurie changing lovers more than her underwear, hehe. I do happen to know how often Laurie changes her underwear, so I at least have a benchmark to compare.





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American Cities That Best Fit You:



70% San Francisco

55% Los Angeles

55% San Diego

50% Honolulu

50% Miami

Somehow this does not suprise me.....


Thursday, April 14, 2005

Currently Reading
The Time Traveler's Wife
By Audrey Niffenegger, Maggi-Meg Reed, Christopher Burns
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Ummmm....Hi. Katie told me to do this. So, here goes. I got a new computer. I got a new car. I can't decide which one I like more. They are both fast and shades of blue. Well, the computer is gray-blue and my car is bright blue, but whatever. Car payments are the devil. 300+ a month is a bit more than I was planning to spend. Oh well. I still haven't named him, so any advice would be helpful. OK, I have to go to work. I am now president of the employee committee, a co-captain of the credit team, and in charge of 3 display pods and four walls in my department. I love decor, but it is soooo damn hard to learn how to measure shit. Grrr. OK, bye y'all.


Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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The Law of Love
By LAURA ESQUIVEL
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OK, so sorry to all of you out there that have tried to contact me, but my cell pa-hone is not exactly working to its fullest potential. So, I am way to busy right now with work. I am on the employee committe and planning the holiday party pretty much with only one other person is not the easiest thing to do. We are gonna have a monte carlo night with a casino firm dealing for us, catered food, and my favorite- KARAOKE!  Well, the prizes are really good too. I WANT THE I-POD!!!! I am babysitting my uncle's house while he is on vacation in Panama. Dammit. Oh well. I have never ever lived by myself and this is really freaking me out. I hear every sound and they are all threatening. I am still not having any luck in the romance dept. and that is really starting to not bother me. I am ready to take a vow of celibacy. Again, this is me taking the easy way out. I am just so lonely up here and without a working cell phone I can't call anybody because all the numbers got lost or something. Water and cell phones don't mix as well as I thought. One of my uncle's dogs ate a Stephen King novel today. There must be a reason that Brodie doesn't like part 2 of The Green Mile. Hmmmmm.....my car is now officially shitty and I am going to get a new one. I can't decide between a small car or a truck. I am so tired. I have Thu and Fri off this week, so I am super stoked. Well, I am off to bed. Soooooo tired. I will call all of you when I remember your numbers or find a way to get them on my phone. See, this is what cell phones has done to me. I can't remember numbers because I just rely on my cell knowing them for me. Bastard cell phone. Bastard.



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